Thursday, December 4, 2008

with love from Pakistan

27Th nov.'08 1 o'clock ,
telephone rings
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caller : Insha allah you are fine?
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me : who the fuck is this at this hour ?

caller : dont get bugged off , iam 30 minutes more into the wee hours than you are . Don't you have any courtesy.

me : Ejaaz....is that you Jazz!!!! ?

jazz : ya man... saw news ; so called to check on you.
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FACT : Jazz alias Ejaaz Hasan is a final yr. student of Architecture from Peshawar , Pakistan. We both did our intern together with Romi Khosla in 2008.
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me : bastard , you are bombing my damn house man and then you pretend to be concerned . Zardari rightly represents you Hypocrites .

Jazz : why you say that , since when we got this yours and mine thing among us you mother fucker.

Me : Dont you see what your countrymen are doing , i mean we always had conflicts but we assumed it to be O-political , but Delhi bombing , Bombay killing , you still saving your son-in-law Dawood , hijacking our plane and you say we are one.....eh! get lost.

Jazz : but don't you see even muslims have died in all these cases. Why do you get bugged off so easily.

me : See ! now you remember that muslims also suffered losses in this.....sorry for your careless na , kyon ? next time makes sure its only hindus...go for some temple or something. And yes ! that doesn't make it any easier to receive , its ultmately all red what oozes out no matter from whom its equally nasty you biased theocratic bastard.

Jazz : Now you like my concepts will always get me wrong. My statement was not racial at all. I only said that for these drugged fanatics don't have any religion nor do they belong to any side of the L.O.C. All they are concerned with drugs and the so called 72 virgins which they shall get in heaven , these hypocrites. I and for that instance any Pakistani is feeling exactly the same what our indian brothers are , we belong to the same land , speak same language , share same ocean , inhale the same air and it hasn't been long that we shared one nation as well. And its just a call from your N.R.I. brother just to check your and your family's well being. Sorry if i disturbed you at this hour but it was very essential for me to know that you are safe in order to go back to sleep after a bad dream....sorry but as you say "hum pakistani khudgarz hote hain....to aisa hi sahi" but now that i know you are safe i am at peace. Ammi has made a pullover for you... Your morning call might tell me better wether to courier it to you or not. But in any case i shall be there for your final jury. Sorry but once again a terrorist has no faith , country , religion , sense.
Don't genralise.
And if it was on me to plant the bombs i very well knew where your rotten ass rests you dick head ALLAH HAFIZ.......